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segamascott:

*flirtatiously* i have no real connection to reality 😏

(via uglyloki)

pisboy:

idk man i don’t have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

(via queerpyracy)

terezis:

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

(via zeldalover6969)

cool-bacon-dude:

astercrash:

dry-gold:

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground

Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor

(via mothmanmaybe)

crow821:

harboretum:

melsephant:

Like clockwork

For reference

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

(via eggpuffs)

mallowmaenad:

playing a classic fantasy rpg and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don’t approve of feudalism or the divine right of kings

(via henrytudors)

infectiouspiss:

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked “is it something like house stretched out with the words ‘menstrual blood’ on it or some shit?”, boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

(via necnill)

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me:

roycohn:

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

(via twerkinshield)

kii-tty:

(via readysetjo)

662607015:

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

(via uglyloki)